Best Pickup Line for Furni

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DarkValkyrie85 said:
Are you a metal cause your looking highly malleable.

(Malleable in science is the ability to be pounded into a sheet.)
Yes, say it just like that. I love ppl explain their pick-up lines/jokes right after
 
You remind me of my pinky toe. You’re small, kinda cute and I’ll probably be banging you on my coffee table later tonight
 
-_A_-Ross said:
You remind me of my pinky toe. You’re small, kinda cute and I’ll probably be banging you on my coffee table later tonight
This one is one of my all time favorites
 
-_A_-Ross said:
You remind me of my pinky toe. You’re small, kinda cute and I’ll probably be banging you on my coffee table later tonight
Honestly gets me every time
 
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