Best Pickup Line for Furni

[Sharkii]

If you were a margarita pizza, I b your topping

 

[xFoxyLady]

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Love pick up lines! Put one on my wall if you see this! ??

 

[Mori]

Bump

 

[Chili]

Are you McDonald's?

You're unhealthy and not good for me but your happy meal makes me happy.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Bump

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Bump

Winner right there.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Thanks

 

[LocalPsycho]

Do you have a map because I seem to be getting lost around your eyes?

 

[Mori]

Bump

 

[Kefo]

Are you from Fat China? Cause I want to smell your...

 

[Mori]

Bump

 

[RenamedHC]

Copper is red
Bromine is blue
Even an exothermic reaction isn't as hot as you.?

 

[Chili]

Roses are red
Violets are def not blue
But I always look for you like how blue finds a clue

 

[Cynthia651]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I’d move U, because you’re blocking the T V

 

[SugarRush6]

You made me believe in love at first swipe ️

 

[Boffy]

I usually go for an 8, but since I met you, eh ?‍ I guess I'll settle for a 10 ?

 

[I_want_me_some_chicken_legs]

Guess what I'm wearing?

The smile you gave me ?

 

[Hoee]

"Don't Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No." 

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

"Don't Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No." 

Haha ?

 

[Joolsic]

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ♡