Best Pickup Line for Furni

If you were a margarita pizza, I b your topping

 

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Love pick up lines! Put one on my wall if you see this! ??

 

Are you McDonald's?

You're unhealthy and not good for me but your happy meal makes me happy.

 

Bump

 

Winner right there.

 

Thanks

 

Do you have a map because I seem to be getting lost around your eyes?

 

Copper is red
Bromine is blue
Even an exothermic reaction isn't as hot as you.?

 

Roses are red
Violets are def not blue
But I always look for you like how blue finds a clue

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I’d move U, because you’re blocking the T V

 

You made me believe in love at first swipe ️

 

I usually go for an 8, but since I met you, eh ?‍♀️ I guess I'll settle for a 10 ?

 

Guess what I'm wearing?

The smile you gave me ?

 

"Don't Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No." 

 

Haha ?

 

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ♡