Best Pickup Line for Furni

Discussion in 'Other PIMD Discussion' started by Seriously, Jun 9, 2019.

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  1. Just use this gif
     
  2. *aggressively shakes tail feathers*
     
  3. You’ve won me over.
     
  4. *puffs feathers proudly*
     
  5. Quit stealing my mates ya bushtıt
     
  6. You wanna fight about it?
     
  7. My vote goes to you
     
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  9. If I bought you lingerie, would you model it for me?
     
  10. Ew
     
  11. Yeah that’s a sure fire way to get slapped
     
  12. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers?
     
  13. I'm getting bundy vibes. Has this ever worked?
     
  14. Bet af
     
  15. That's a nice outfit.. It’ll look even better on my bedroom floor 
     
  16. Could you pass for a wishing well? ... No bueno...
     
  17. Even if there wasn't gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.
     
  18. I can actually
     
  19. Are you jesus? Cause I wanna crucify you
     
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