Best Pickup Line for Furni

Are you from Fat China? Cause I want to smell your...

 

If i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ?

 

My pick line is so this generation btw.... bye

 

Do you like sales??

Because if your looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place tonight 

 

Nice jeans you're wearing, but they'd look better on my floor

 

we're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

 

When is this over?

 

Go figures.

 

I better win cause I'm the only one constantly here. 

I know there's a limit to one.

But you didn't specify whether or not it was an entry per day, so here's another:

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I want to give you lots of kids.

 

Are you a meme?

Because you may look dumb but you make me laugh

probably the best line to getaway from a date

 

So what time are you picking me up?

 

Whenever youre ready c':