Best Pickup Line for Furni

Are you a 90 degree angle?

Cause you're looking right. 

There's a lil geometry pick up line for ya.

 

HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHATS THIS???





Pls don’t farm me lol

 

Got me with that one. 

 

No, you really should not.

 

Wanna smash?

 

yes

 

Tbh someone genuinely trying a pickup line would be so cringe imo

 

Yay, it worked. I am a pickup artist

 

Yea I only use them ironically 

 

Hulk smash?

 

Mhmm that’s what they all say ?

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't ?

 

Agreed. But sometimes it’s hilarious and works as a good opener, depends on how you deliver tho

 

the "pls don't farm me lol" got me soaked ?

 

Omg these are so cheesy but?

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction 

Is your name WiFi? Cause I’m really feeling a connection ?

 

You FIGURED Me Out... ??

 

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

 

Did you sit in some sugar? Cuz you got a sweet ass. something one of my coworkers actually said to me