Best Pickup Line for Furni

it’s a no from me

 

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

 

Are you a metal cause your looking highly malleable.

(Malleable in science is the ability to be pounded into a sheet.)

 

I-

No

 

Yes, say it just like that. I love ppl explain their pick-up lines/jokes right after

 

Of course gotta show just how nerdy I am.

 

You remind me of my pinky toe. You’re small, kinda cute and I’ll probably be banging you on my coffee table later tonight

 

This one is one of my all time favorites

 

Have you been to Paris? Cuz I think eiffel for you

 

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o boi, i love you too

 

“Woah, you’re a devil! Because your an angel who fell from heaven.”

“Hi, excuse me, do you have a light?”

 

Honestly gets me every time

 

Well here I’m! What are your other two wishes?






Just for fun since I already said one 

 

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

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Gurl, you can call me Nemo.. because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.

 

oop juss get in my dms already