100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

[-TERROR--BadBoy-]

101) get caught tearing pages out of the sports illustrated magazine!

 

[*yoshii-macalbi (01)]

Free run in the store

 

[IlIIllIlIlIlZEUSSlIlIlIllllIlI]

/lock thread that's 100
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[*sexykaylynn (01)]

Go at 3 in the morning and take all the bikes off the racks and form a train around the store and use silly string to spray ppl

 

[*_Bridget_ (01)]

Blow up some balloons And pretend to masturbate with them

 

[-TERROR--BadBoy-]

Lol WTF 

 

[*_Bridget_ (01)]

Idk my cousins did that and got banned

 

[*-Cookie-MoNsTeR- (01)]

open some toys up and store playing with them

 

[-TERROR--BadBoy-]

Lol!! My cousin through a basketball at one of the cashing machines and broke it! Luckily it was late and there was nobody around!!

 

[00_Jackie]

cheap cash registers
Open different foods in the food isle and start a food fight

 

[CrimeFightingCactus]

Put on a really scary mask from home or the store and run up and scare all the little kidsclassic

 

[*Bem73 (01)]

Hand out free candy to little kids dressed as a creeper


Bonus if you drive a giant van that has free candy painted on the side

 

[*El_Camino (01)]

Walk around passing candy out to little kids with a cucumber in your zipper

 

[*BiteMePlz (01)]

Run into the automatic doors causing them to fall and break xD

 

[-ATMOSPHERE-]

Go up and grab the general store managers crotch

 

[-ATMOSPHERE-]

Lol jk... Don't do that

 

[Jackson51]

Or, walk up to the automatic doors and when they open for you, say, "Holy crap! We don't have these in my home planet of Zorphoron!" Or some planet off of a scifi movie.

 

[Jackson51]

Although, everyone will also laugh at you and you'll be known as a scifi nerd

 

[*Bem73 (01)]

Say things that have happened like a man on the moon, women in congress like they have never happened when you are checking out. If they correct you claim that you predicted it and that you are a wizard

 

[*l_______Tgray96_______l (01)]

SPILL VEGITABLE OIL ON THE FLOOR AND PULL THE FIRE ALARM LOL