100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

101) get caught tearing pages out of the sports illustrated magazine!

 

Free run in the store

 

/lock thread that's 100
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Go at 3 in the morning and take all the bikes off the racks and form a train around the store and use silly string to spray ppl

 

Blow up some balloons And pretend to masturbate with them

 

Lol WTF 

 

Idk my cousins did that and got banned

 

open some toys up and store playing with them

 

Lol!! My cousin through a basketball at one of the cashing machines and broke it! Luckily it was late and there was nobody around!!

 

cheap cash registers
Open different foods in the food isle and start a food fight

 

Put on a really scary mask from home or the store and run up and scare all the little kidsclassic

 

Hand out free candy to little kids dressed as a creeper


Bonus if you drive a giant van that has free candy painted on the side

 

Walk around passing candy out to little kids with a cucumber in your zipper

 

Run into the automatic doors causing them to fall and break xD

 

Go up and grab the general store managers crotch

 

Lol jk... Don't do that

 

Or, walk up to the automatic doors and when they open for you, say, "Holy crap! We don't have these in my home planet of Zorphoron!" Or some planet off of a scifi movie.

 

Although, everyone will also laugh at you and you'll be known as a scifi nerd

 

Say things that have happened like a man on the moon, women in congress like they have never happened when you are checking out. If they correct you claim that you predicted it and that you are a wizard

 

SPILL VEGITABLE OIL ON THE FLOOR AND PULL THE FIRE ALARM LOL