100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Climb on top of the shelving units and growl at people as they walk by.

 

Steal stuff from people's cart and replace it with condoms

 

Get caught stealing.. You'll be kicked out for sure.




Also, you CAN have a silly string fight at 2am... Ive done it.

 

Drive a car or dirt bike through the front

 

Try to rob it with a nerd gun

 

Nerf*

 

Go into one of the dressing rooms and yell "there's no toilet paper in here!"

 

I get on the PA and say random things, announce outrageous fake sales, etc. Never been caught. 

 

Try on the condoms 

 

Do anal with ur girl friend after trying on the condoms (use KY)

 

Grab all the camping gear n set up camp in a toilet stall

 

Throw shoes at MILF's kids

 

Take cans of tomatoes and open them all over the store :lol:

 

Sniff the panties in the store

 

That the employees are wearing

 

Classic- hide boxes of condoms in kids toys

 

Go to the basketballs and open them all and roll them in all directions!

 

In the super walmarts go to sub way and deep throat all 12"

 

Of me

 

Gonzo, you are far too crude. 