100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *PurpleSam13 (01), Jun 20, 2011.

  1. Lmao wow
    Sum of this stuff is jst flat outillegal tho
     
  2. Sleep on the beds? Idk lol
     
  3. Me and my friends sometimes up to groups of 30 plus, bring radios play a certain song and when spread around the store start dancing or, have a smaller group act very timid and afraid when walking in when they make an announcement you all scream" the voices there in my head, they're back! ..... Balling on the floor clutching your head will help too

    Surprisingly they won't kick you out for dancing if you do it good enough( theyre too awstruck) and if you're good actors then they will believe that you really are a mental who escaped from the insane asylum! Best times of my life
     
  4. Lmao tht sounds lyk sumthn my frends nd i wuld do
     
  5. Run to the food section, grab as many packets of skittles as you can and throw it at random people and scream "taste the freaking rainbow!!"
     
  6. Lol taste the rainbow
     
  7. Here the best one! GO TO THE GUN SECTION AND ASK TO SEE A PISTOL, THEN AS YOU PLAY WITH THE PISTOL AS WHERE THE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS ARE!!!!!so much fun
     
  8. The other way is to pretend you're from target and yell "Walmart sucks! Come to target now! We have free candy!"
     
  9. Go tuning to the game section and look at all games calmly then suddenly you shout: darn!! All of these games are pure shit!!!! Aghh!!! Then go buy one of those games... When you do throw it at the workers face shouting the same thing...
     
  10. Walk around the store looking like this guy


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  11. Aaron you'll need a chainsaw too 
     
  12. Or my 12 gauge
     
  13. Oh yeah!! Just go up to the cashier and say "HAND OVER THE STRAWBERRIES NOW!"
     
  14. Go as Darth Vader and demand something I don't know lol
     
  15. Setting up their ramps and riding their bmx bikes around the store, knocking over innocent customers. 