100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Run around naked or go screaming I have a small pen is

 

Hide in a cart and when someone goes to the cart section scream and chase them around.

 

Get a bike ad ride around the store making disturbig noises and! If the security comes like ride away

 

Take a fishing pole from sporting goods and go in the bathroom and cast it over the stalls.

 

Belly bump children

 

Walmart tag. Throw stuff at employees. Steal silly string and spray everywhere. Race with bikes.push a shelf over. Start a fire. Sell.... Stuff. Make love in the kids section.

 

Get meth ingredients

 

Go around saying what're ya buyin? Smoke pot and offer it to kids. Shit on the floor and say" gotta go when you gotta go." wack off to the food section. Lol

 

I humped a freezer and didn't get kicked out

 

Say hello to everyone, in a wierd voice, that walks in and shake thier hand and high five them

 

Start making out with the tv screens  and say I just love the picture quality

Also go up to male workers if your a girl and hold a bra up and ask if it looks like it's to small on you

 

Sneeze all over everything on purpose, spit on ground, start go I bathroom and moan then scream( like ur having sex )

 

Grab the mic thing and announce: PELVIC THRUST!...
Or
Dirty-Dance with the mannequins
Lay in the middle of the floor
Spastically shout at people from under clothing racks
Try on a bikini and run around away from the dressing rooms
Open bottles of soda and dump them on the floor for carts to slip on.


Kitten is expert at this


Best one:
Get drunk and act like an old lady

And yes I have attempted these permanately banned from the premises

 

Act like you have terettes syndrome and randomly cuss people and types of food out really loudly

 

Eat a bunch of the cheese, drink milk, get a whoopee cushion, pretend your lactose intolerant and "accidentally" bump an employee and "fart" on them lmao

 

Get yellow liquid and dump on the floor. Anywhere.

 

Fill up a bunch of shopping carts with random awkward things and place them in bathrooms, dressing rooms, or if ur up to a real challenge, take on and place it on the highest shelf I have attempted this and many more, I am permanently banned from over 20 stores lol

 

Lick everyone

 

Have a full on nerf war.













Me and my friends did that and were banned from both walmarts.....


Altho i won the war!:lol:

 

Run on top of the racks, hide in them, do flips, shout, eat all the candy, open all the sound cards. Dang I haven't been to walmart in so long! Forgot what it looked like 