100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Have a shopping cart race.

 

He asked for ways to get kicked out.. Not how to continue Mother Theresa's legacy

 

Get a walmart shirt n stand next to the door greeter n call everyone sluts that walk in

 

Dance on the conveyor belts screaming OH SHEESH Y'ALL T'WAS A DREAM

 

I'm a manger of walmartNo wonder why I have to kick so many plp out today







































Just Joking I live in Asia no walmart here

 

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Make it really obvious your shoplifting by holding something really big behind your back?

 

Once I had a buddy walk me through while I pretended to be a retard!! I was kicking stuff and talking all dumb, then he gave me a milkshake and I threw it across the store.....WE got kicked!!!lol

 

I know.... go into walmart as a member of the ppl with white pointy hats and white robes  i dont wanna say their names lol

 

or u could randomly start smoking in there... 

 

Play tag with employees only kick then in the shins to tag them

 

92: when an employee goes to use the bathroom, take a huge container in and use up all the soap so they cant wash their hands

 

Take a pricetag off of something and run in and out of stores. LOL

 

93: get tons of friends and dress up in a Halloween costume and get posters and have a giant sword fight.

 

Spray silly string all over the bathroom.

 

Go to the Deli and ask them for 20 cupcakes.

When they're ready, take them and throw all of em at the cashiers.

 

Go to bouncy ball cage things with your friends, dump a bunch out, and scream, "DODGEBALL!" and play some dodgeball.

 

Hit on the cash register

 

When at the urinal when some one is next to you begin screaming "somethings happening help me!" as loud as you can then convulse on the floor

 

Go to the men/women's section and try on some clothes, hide the price tags, then leave and as soon as the thingy goes off, say "What? These are my clothes!"

 

100 take all ur clothes of and start screaming and running