An honest PiMD ad would be like,
"You're invited to have an avi no one wants to deal with for the first few days, (or in this current state, months), then realize you're going to need to shell out multiple high dollars to get a decent dorm, or accept the fact that your dorm will look like a thrift shop for the first 6 months, and realize the game only consists of "hit party" repeatedly to get pictures in your showcase.
BUT WAIT! If you join now, you can also apply for EXCLUSIVE opportunities to be bombarded by pervs, pedophiles, and cam kids who offer content for irl cash! And we FULLY ENDORSE IT, because no action is ever taken against them!
PLEASE BE ADVISED, Players MUST be a bitter child to download and play.
Join now!"
"You're invited to have an avi no one wants to deal with for the first few days, (or in this current state, months), then realize you're going to need to shell out multiple high dollars to get a decent dorm, or accept the fact that your dorm will look like a thrift shop for the first 6 months, and realize the game only consists of "hit party" repeatedly to get pictures in your showcase.
BUT WAIT! If you join now, you can also apply for EXCLUSIVE opportunities to be bombarded by pervs, pedophiles, and cam kids who offer content for irl cash! And we FULLY ENDORSE IT, because no action is ever taken against them!
PLEASE BE ADVISED, Players MUST be a bitter child to download and play.
Join now!"