Corrupt a wish

Granted but ur a porn movie star



I wish i could travel the world, a new country evey day

 

lmao Granted but u have an annoying nagging friend who has to come with you.


I wish I lived on the moon.

 

911

I wish I was human

 

Granted but ur best friend is a moon rock




I wish i was a pimd dev

 

Granted but then u have no say and have to get approval through ur boss for everything.


I wish I had a Nissan Evo. Super charge.

 

granted but the day u get it u totaled it in wreck but u are ok



I wish i owned a car dealership where i can drive a diff car every day

 

Granted but then u hire crappy salesmen and lose the business. Lol


I wish my hair was longer.

 

Granted, but then... You become CHEWBACCA

^or however ya spell it


I wish I was pres of USA 

 

Granted but the white house gets bombed with u in it



I wish i could speak and understand all languages

 

Granted......but nobody talks to you

I wish i was immortal

 

Granted but then u become a deaf mute.


I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

^^ opps. 

 

Granted but the wishes never come true




I wish i was at Berrys house

 

granted ur immortal but then the world dies and ur left alone

 

⇧ that was for under the panties peeker

 

Granted but then......  I eat you. Lol


I wish I was at Maria's house.

 

hope i was tastyツ Granted but i never let u leave



I wish i had 7000ec and 10t cash on hand

 

Oh u were lol Granted but then they add a ton of more dorms and make ec items very expencive.


I wish I was a police officer.

 

Granted but you get jailed for Robbery.

I wish I was a tv talk show host. 

 

Granted, but you will be a talk show host dealing with early on-set male baldness.

I wish I was a Turkey Hunter.