Corrupt a wish

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I owned a duck.

 

Granted it will be a roast duck

I wish for someone to hire all my tuts

 

Granted, but hen you buy 1M other tuts.

I wish I had a life.

 

Granted, but you're forced to hang out with scenie-weenies

I wish I had a cat

 

Granted, it's a dead cat ?

I wish I had a beetle

 

Granted, you name it Tom and you have an awesome time playing

 

I wish I was funny 

 

Granted but you became so mean you lost your date.I wish for 1000 wishes.

 

Granted, but you die

I wish i was first in vip

 

Granted but ur first from the bottom of the list

I wish for nothing

 

Granted, but I dumped on u.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

 

Granted but you will spend the whole day cleaning up your house


I wish I had an icecream

 

Granted, but it melt all over your hand.

I wish that I had red hair

 

Melts*

 

Granted, but it turns purple

I wish I had food.?

 

Granted but you get food poisoning and die .I wish for a piece of grass.

 

granted.. but the wind will just blow it away..

i wish i could stay fit without working out..

 

Granted, but your face is ugly.

I wish I woke up in a new Bugatti

 

Granted, But it sets on fire and you blow up with it.


I wish I had my Meg and Anya. 

 

Granted but they became annoying, and nasty.
I wish for a cake