Corrupt a wish

Granted, but instead of gaining weight you continuously lose weight until you disappear

I wish jopo would father my children and make them sexy gods like him

 

Granted but you turn info a emu

I wish i could fly

 

Granted but you'll never be able to land ?

I wish I could be invisible when I want 

 

Granted but ONLY YOU AND not your cloths



I wish I can teleport

 

Granted but can only teleport half your body.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

(Wow, my last wish was granted by the one who always denied wishes. xD)

Granted, but they're fake.

I wish that I'm wishing.

 

Too bad its ur imagine.

I wish im lcbc.

 

Granted but your interrupted by a barking dog which is now cashing you. ?


I wish i could bent water, fire, earth and air. 

 

Granted, but you disappear suddenly just like the Avatar.

I wish that I could stop and resume time at my will.

 

Granted, but then you won't be able to move the first time you stop time.

I wish I can have a man's body just for one day.

 

Granted but you have an old man's body.

I wish I can breath on water!

 

Granted. You become a clam.

I wish the person below me dated leothecool

 

Denied.

 



 

Oh I got them granted, but I stop wearing my kilts that he loves so much!




I wish I could go back to bed.

 

Granted, but your bed is a pile of dog crap.

I wish I had a bigger Tv

 

Granted, but it falls on you & squishes you


I wish I had 250B

 

Granted, but you have 250bil chocolate coins not cash

wish it wasn't so cold

 

Granted but you turn into a human icicle.

I wish I was a mod 

 

Granted but all of pimd hates you and u get farmed. 


I wish I was a movie star.