Corrupt a wish

(Harry hill pot luck) 
Granted but the place know as turkey hunt you down and kill you due to the fact that they like turkeys.

I wish I had an extra 950,000 subs on top of the 50k I already have.... 

 

Granted, the turkey killed and ate you.

I wish I had some enchiladas.

 

._. Vip

 

?Granted but the turkey ate it?

I wish I could eat any food without getting fat or getting unhealthy  

 

Granted but you ate all the food on earth and there is no more

I wish I had a wish.

 

Granted,but it gets corrupted

I wish for no wish at all but only that my wish did not wish for anything that only pertained to any 1 person

 

Granted, but your head just exploded from trying to figure out what that means.

I wish for a unicorn.

 

Granted but he an hunter cut his horn.

I wish that I wished taht everyone had a wish to give a wish to the next person so they could wish to give to someone else. Bla blabla wish wish blablabla wish wish

 

Granted, but everyone dies from confusion...?

I wish that you do not corrupt my wish.

 

Granted, however, someone from a thousand years ago found a genie lamp and wished that your wish will be invalid right at this moment.

I wish the thunderstorm yolanda would just disappear like magic immediately.

 

Granted but you end up disappearing with it 

I wish  was my real daddy 

 

Granted, but you're an elf.


I wish I didn't eat so much food.

 

Hadn't *

 

Granted, but you starve to death


I wish I could poop rainbows.

 

Granted but you poop on yourself


I wish this German chocolate cake I made wasn't so good

 

Granted, but you get used by Nyan Cat for copyright infringement.

I wish I could levitate.

 

^what the heck is a nyon cat?

 

I wish I had a boyfriend

 

Granted but he cheats on you and steals your v-card c:


I wish I had blue candy 

 

Granted but you try some and OD

I wish I had a Three dollar bill signed by Steven Hawking.