Corrupt a wish

I wish I can eat some pork chops ?

 

granted but you choke on an bone in die


I wish that men and women can be bestfriends without people thinking otherwise

 

Granted, but Mars Attacks!

I wish I had a farm

 

Granted, their always dtw

I wish I wasnt bored

 

Granted, But you have a boring life.


I want some food. ?

 

Granted, but it's poisonous

I wish I could meet Matt Smith

 

Granted, but he had to leave within 5 minutes of meeting you.
Wish I was 10ft tall

 

Granted, but your head is a balloon

 

I wish I could live in the Harry Potter books

 

Granted,but you are voldemort and you die

I wish this thread would take a break

 

Maybe that was a little harsh

 

Granted, the break only lasted a few seconds


I wish The game was not about corrupting wishes ?

 

Granted, but now you're CEO of corrupted wishes. XD


I was I was done with college already,

 

Awesome now whats your wish?

 

Granted, but your diploma went flying after your graduation and been caught up on the top of the burning tree 


I wish i own a mansion

 

Granted, the burning tree, burned your mansion down

I wish I was indestructable

 

Granted, but your a guwee slime


I wish i could speak 10 different kind of languages

 

Granted, but no one knows what ur talking about.


I wish the 1100 candies AvA is Cool

 

Granted but you need 1,069 candies to go


I wish I had a cute lovely puppy named Richardson

 

Granted, but your puppy died the day after you got it.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain weight.