Corrupt a wish

Granted that one got destroyed

 

I wish I were a car >:0

 

Granted. But your owner is taking you to the scrapeyard.

I wish that I am rich.

 

Granted but money goes out of style?

I wish I had 2 pennies that were super glued together that would be soooo cool

 

Granted but you get robbed.

I wish i could not be harmed and lived forever 

 

@Squishee cuz we posted at the same time 

Granted, but the glue got melted.

 

Granted but you are attacked by a lawn mower?

I wish I had my pennies back?

 

Granted but they're fake.

I wish i was Chuck Norris 

 

Granted but you roundhouse kick yourself and the universe implodes 0_o

I wish I had 2 quarters super glued to my big toes

 

Granted but your big toes fall off.


I wish i could kill people and get away with it 

 

Granted but their souls hunt you down letting you commit suicide LMAO. BURN

I WISH. I was #1 VIP lol

 

Granted but you accidentally kill yourself. AND GET AWAY WITH IT.-.

I wish Scotty knew?

 

? ok. Granted @v but heng Sf you then ya quit.

I wish Scotty DIDNT know

 

Granted but Scotty finds out.

I wish i could be on TV

 

Granted but no one watches it because your on oprahs show

I wish for money from asia

 

Granted but it explodes 

I wish i was on adventure time!

 

Granted, but they cancel the show! 


I was I could starr in 50 Shades 

 

Granted, but you get fired after one scene.

I wish PiMD wasn't so drama filled.

 

Granted, But u turn into a drama Queen 




I wish i had same closet as JLO 

 

Lulz  I don't want the same closet as JLo

That would mean I would be a cross dresser