Corrupt a wish

Granted, you got stabbed by a mushroom.

I wish I was a tomato.

 

Granted and no one picks you so you wilt away



I wish i could record 7 things at once on my dvr

 

Okay but when you do the world ends

I wish i had a more swag

 

Granted but you are too much of a swaggot.

I wish I was a big toe.

 

granted but someone cuts you off and leaves you in the ocean


I wish my head would stop hurting

 

Granted, you stop huffing glue for a day.

I wish I had a Lime flavored Gatorade in my fridge right now.

 

Granted., but it's empty!


I wish I had vanilla Icecream!

 

Done. But it melts and makes you all sticky

I wish everyne would stop wishing

 

Granted, but you die. So your wish is automatically canceled. c:<

I wish I could find my other shoe.

 

Granted but you lost your other shoe...

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

Granted, but the check/money catches fire the minute you get it.

I wish I was the wart on an old, fat man.

 

Granted but you get doused in liquid nitrogen.

I wish I wrote a bestselling novel

 

Granted, but everyone forgot how to read

I wish I had a monkey

 

Granted But Its An Evil Monkey And Takes Over The World



I Wish I Had 5G

 

@oldmanatnught when you win the lottery they just put your money straight in the bank dont they?

 

Granted but you get mugged


I wish that i am smart

 

Granted, but then you wake up.

I wish everyone will stop thinking about having a wish.

 

Granted.

 

I wish that I wasn't so sick....




Even though, I draw the best when I am.

 

I wish for the 7 DRAGON BALLS!!!!!!