Corrupt a wish

Granted, but none of your wishes come true


I wish i wasnt bi

 

Granted, you are eternally tempted to be bi


I wish to flyyyy

 

Granted, but you crash into every obstacle in sight

I wish I had ten hands

 

Granted but you have no fingers

I wish my farts smelled like polo #4

 

Granted, but you can only fly 6 inches off the ground at half the speed of the world's slowest snail.

I wish for WORLD PEACE

 

Stupid comments didnt refresh

 

GRANTED! But zombie apocalypse came,


I wish i had a boyfriend who can love me truely

 

Granted, he dies in your arms

I wish that my wish Is not granted to it will come true that it is not granted ba bam

 

Granted, but he fell in love with a picture of you


I wish I remember what I wanted to wish

 

Granted but ur un-granted wish became granted and u used ur wish for no wish at all and wasted a wish.

I wish santa clause was real

 

Granted, the reindeer eat him alive in front of your eyes

I wish I had 700 candies for a new avi.

 

Granted but you accidentally pick the wrong avatar 

I wish I had a pool.

 

Granted,but its full of cement and u get stuck in it


I wish i still had my phone

 

Granted but you drop it in the toilet on poo the day after you get it.

I wish I had a Quarter.

 

Granted but u dropped it in the ocean and dived for it but u forgot u don't know how to swim so u thought you'll drown but a shark ate u instead.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

Granted but your stuck in whatever time you go to and stop existing in your previous time.


I wish i could find inner peace.

 

Bump~

Granted, but now you look like the Kung Fu Panda.

I wish no one's wish will come true, including mine.

 

Denied

 

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Your wish didn't come true.. But then god felt sorry for you and made you a billionaire 

I wish I was a cat 