Corrupt a wish

Granted, thread gets locked before anyone replys...

I wish that you who corrupt my wish dies...

 

To Geo: Granted, but now I'm an angel.

I wish someone will post after me. (And as long as someone will post, I'm the happiest person in the world. So the only way to corrupt it is by NOT posting. xD)

(LoL, posts were overlapping each other.)

 

Granted, technically you were the one who posted after 'me' and 'someone' didn't post so your wish has been corrupted ?

I wish this thread would be locked. It's too addicting,

 

Granted,but you bypass in a gif and become the reason for the lock

I wish wishes weren't wishes at all

 

 Now look what you just did

I wish bacon was unlimited

 

Granted but you have no taste buds

I wish i had swag

 

Granted but you turn into Justin Bieber?

I wish I had a pet CHINCHILLAAAAAAA!!!!!! Wait what

 

Granted, but I runs away after three hours,

I wish I was smart ._.

 

Granted but you smell extremely bad and there is no cure

I wish courzy would hire me

 

Granted but he would drop you in 10 munutes.

I wish I was tall

 

He? Courzy is a catfish

 

Granted, but your feet are as long as your body


I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but you get hit by a plane.

I wish I lived in a castle.

 

Granted, but you attract very short women


I wish i had big boobs

 

Granted but you get breast cancer and have to surgically remove them

I wish I had a twin brother, so I could be a triplet. 

 

Granted, but all three of U goes to jail for ideindty thief

I wish i was the smartest women on earth

 

Granted but you marry a idiot and become an alcoholic trying to dumb yourself enough to understand him

I wish I was a porn star ?

 

Granted but you already are.




I wish I had the ability to turn anything I want into money

 

Granted but you have to buy me cherys videos

I wish i had 27 lcbc accounts

 

Granted but their all in BCS.


I wish I could look into the future.