Corrupt a wish

Granted but you get stuck in the dinosaur age 

 

Granted but scientists capture you and experiment on you. Not a pleasant experience 

 

I wish I could stop wishing wishes that can't come true 

 

Granted, you die trying whatever you couldnt wish for or something...
I wish My wishes are granted... All of my deep dark wishes... Dun dun dun

 

Granted, but yours can't come true then

I wish my wish could not be corrupted.

 

Granted, but you no longer know the meaning of wishes.

I wish everyone in the world got $1,000 right now.

 

Not granted, haha

I wish I could corrupt everyones wishes...

 

 Granted but they come true in another lifetime.

I wish I had a cotton candy machine 

 

Ahhhh you all type too fast 

 

Granted but you develop diabetes

I wish I could solve the world's problems

 

Granted, but it breaks after five minutes.


I wish I had a corvette.

 

Granted, it gets stolen

I wish I was a billionaire soooo freaking bad

 

I give up. Lol

 

Granted but someone flattens it when you're not looking.

I wish someone else would wish for me

 

Ahhh 

 

Granted, they wish for you to die...
I wish for nothing...

 

Grant, then the economy crashed 

I wish I wished for a wish.

 

I think I've died multiple times now. 

Granted, you get absolutely nothing and you end up dying from dehydration and starvation

 

That escalated quickly 

 

I wish someone reads my post and reply below