Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they wer to small for you


I wish my phone didnt get stolen

 

Granted, but your eyes got poked by a unicorn.

I wish I was batman but with the girly voice.

 

Granted, but you built like a men


I wish I could post a thread

 

Granted but it gets locked



I wish i was ugly

 

Granted but u eat ant


I wish I was the person me

 

Denied.

 

LOL

 

Aahahahahahahah

 

I wish that I was superman.

 

Granted, but you lost all your powers.


I wish I was LCBC

 

Granted but u lost your phone.


I wish I am tall

 

Granted but your head now collect spiders off the ceilings and doorway.

I wish my wish gets corrupt

 

Granted, but u get killed by a frozen shaft of pee that froze when falling down from a leakage on a plane 




I wish I had a flamethrower so I can burn the guy who corrupts my wish

 

Granted but your flamethrower has no fuel, SUCK IT. Lol

 

I wish the guy before me made a wish ?

 

Denied. Lol

 

I wish to be a moderator...

 

Granted, but you get banned for doing something much less epic than myself.

I wish I was airborne qualified

 

Granted, but your plane crashes.

I wish I was a puppy. 

 

Granted, but you've already been spayed.

I wish I was a mako shark