Corrupt a wish

?Granted but all your phones break, even the ones you keep replacing them with.



I wish I could sleep

 

Dang Ireland way to hop in front ?

 

Granted but you grow a beard

I wish i could twerk like miley

 

Granted, but everyone hates it


I wish it was Christmas already

 

Granted but you get no presents?

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Granted but$

I wish babies could talk

 

Granted, but they still cry before they could

I wish i married jay-z

 

Granted but then u realize it was a mistake

I wish I could wear cozy clothes to work

 

Granded, but they have flees

I wish I could stop time

 

Granted but you only stop time for yourself

I wish the sky was violet

 

Granted,but you can only see it


I wish i couldnt talk

 

Granted, your mouth drops off and u can't eat so u have to eat through your butt.


I wish I owned the world :-(

 

It's all yours lol.. Go nuts

 

Granted, but it's only you and you feel all only and regret the wish

I wish boys/mens wasnt stupid

 

Granted, but all too educated for you



I wish for a donkey

 

Granted but it turns out to be an ass.




I wish for a new smart phone

 

Granted, but it turns dumb


I wish for absolutely nothing

 

Granted but you get ansolutely something.




I wish I didn't make typos

 

Granted, but now you have no qualifications




I wish my ceiling fan span uncontrollable and decapitated Someone, excluding me.

 

Granted, but it decapitates your whole family.

I wish my socks were fluffy.