Corrupt a wish

Granted but i lock u in my basment

I wish geo loved me

 

Granted, the basement is locked and you cant get in.

I wish I could be young forever.

 

Granted but you're stuck at 3 months.

I wish I had a brother 

 

Granted, i was your brother.

I wish I could have superpowers.

 

Granted but ur only super power was loving me

 

I wish i was locked in the basment with geo

 

Granted, I die.

 

Cool now i have ur body for anything i want
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Granted, my body turns to ash, blows away through the open window, into an under ground volcano, never to be seen.

 

I wish noobs were not on pimd.

 

I wish geo was recusitated in my basment and was in love with me and was invincable

 

Granted but all the noobs turn into pervs

 

Granted, gets abducted by aliens and flys off light years away.

 

Dsmnit!

 

I wish I was Rich, Young, famous, invincible, and had all the super powers in the world.

 

Granted, but you die an hour later

I wish I was immortal

 

Granted but your body decays until you can no longer move.

I wish I was fluent in French

 

Granted but the world converts to English.

I wish I could time travel

 

Granted, by now that's all you speak


I wish I had superpowers.

 

But** people keep beating me 