Best Pickup Line for Furni

[Smartass]

U want sum fųk?

Pls take me now

Come get it girl 

Just use this gif

 

[RoseMilkTea]

*aggressively shakes tail feathers*

 

[Day]

*aggressively shakes tail feathers*

You’ve won me over.

 

[RoseMilkTea]

*aggressively shakes tail feathers*

You’ve won me over.

*puffs feathers proudly*

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

 

[RoseMilkTea]

Quit stealing my mates ya bushtıt

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

You wanna fight about it?

 

[Sansa]

Hi

My vote goes to you

 

[Anonymous]

Hi

My vote goes to you

 

[Javuer]

If I bought you lingerie, would you model it for me?

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

If I bought you lingerie, would you model it for me?

Ew

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

If I bought you lingerie, would you model it for me?

Ew

Yeah that’s a sure fire way to get slapped

 

[Heaven2112]

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers?

 

[RoseMilkTea]

If I bought you lingerie, would you model it for me?

Ew

Yeah that’s a sure fire way to get slapped

I'm getting bundy vibes. Has this ever worked?

 

[Sansa]

*aggressively shakes tail feathers*

Bet af

 

[Clever_lil_Vixen]

That's a nice outfit.. It’ll look even better on my bedroom floor 

 

[Clever_lil_Vixen]

*swoons and spreads legs*

Better be for exercises.

I was hoping you would toss your munnies in

Could you pass for a wishing well? ... No bueno...

 

[-KushXPrincess-]

Even if there wasn't gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Could you pass for a wishing well? ... No bueno...

I can actually

 

[Hulk]

Are you jesus? Cause I wanna crucify you