Best Pickup Line for Furni

[Mori]

Bump

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Your body's 70% water.. and daddy's thirsty. ?

 

[Chili]

On a scale of 1 to America. How free are you tonight?

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Bump

 

[Chloe1519]

Are you the sun? Cause your burning hot.

 

[SleepyCatt]

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants ?

 

[Amaryllis_]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? 

 

[Little_Loony_Lunatic_Lestrange]

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Wot?

 

[iMadeleine]

Did you fart? Because you blew me away. 

 

[Chili]

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

My kind of pickup line. Let those eurakyotes scream their love

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Wot?

 

[Chili]

Wot?

Biology Maddi, biology.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

It’s been 4 years since I took biology

 

[Mori]

Bump

 

[Mori]

Update: 7 items

 

[CelestialNova]

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile

 

[Mori]

Update: 8 items

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Update: 8 items

You ballin. ?

 

[BaekYiJin]

Are you French because Eiffel for you.