Best Pickup Line for Furni

Discussion in 'Other PIMD Discussion' started by Seriously, Jun 9, 2019.

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  1. Your body's 70% water.. and daddy's thirsty. ?
     
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  2. On a scale of 1 to America. How free are you tonight?
     
  3. Bump
     
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  4. Are you the sun? Cause your burning hot.
     
  5. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants ?
     
  6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? 
     
  7. Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
     
  8. Did you fart? Because you blew me away. 
     
  9. My kind of pickup line. Let those eurakyotes scream their love
     
  10. Wot?
     
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  11. Biology Maddi, biology.
     
  12. It’s been 4 years since I took biology
     
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  14. Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless

    If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

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    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile :)
     
  15. Update: 8 items
     
  16. You ballin. ?
     
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  17. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
     
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