Would you be my friend if...

Ya i have tons of idiot friends

Would u b my friend if i eated your potato salad

 

Yea cuz I don't like potato salad
Wybmfi I kissed u

 

Wow

 

Depends

Wybmf if i stole your unicorn...YES THEY DO EXSIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

No. Wybmf if I gave you a purple nurple?

 

I would totally be your friend^^^.

Would you be my friend if I was Edward Cullen?

 

No!!!!

Would u be my friend if i killed your bf/gf?

 

Sure. Wubmf if i cheated on ur frend

 

Yes but ud pay for it

Would u be my friend if I I used a UFO to pik u ip and drop u on a cow?

 

Yes

Would you be my friend if I took your chocolate??

 

Yes say it was a bueno, buy me a toblerone in return.. Would u be my friend if I killed ur friend ?

 

It depends on which friend...

Would u be my friend if I cut off both of ur legs?

 

No way!!!
Would you be my friend if I were smarter than you in class?

 

No, I would kill u

Would u be my friend if I accidentally cut off your right hand?

 

No

Would u be my friend is I married ur bro

 

Yes
Would you be my friend if I

 

Hated ur bf?

 

Yes would you be my friend if we were on camp and I carried you outside in ur underwear and when u woke up everyone could see you??!!

 

Yes? I prefer to be naked tho. Would you be my friend if I had ADD?

 

Yes would you be my friend if I had a massive crush on you and you didn't even know?