Would you be my friend if...

Yes.


Would you be my freind if I was an awesome cookie?

 

Yes but you would be ate in a matter of seconds :0

Would you be friend if I was a hobbit

 

Depends.
Would u be my friend if i molested ur dog?
(i wouldnt just asking. Lol)

 

I dont have a dog
My dad allergic
Would u b my friend if I threw a brick on ur big toe

 

achoo

 

Yes but i would throw the brick back
(im kiya_hepner name changed)
Would you be my friend if i took your kitten and went home with it while you were in a tree?

 

Yes. I don't like cats.

Would you be my friend if I kissed you?

 

Yes, I'd be your friend...(not a big cat person  but they are cute)

Would you be my friend after I spilled milk on you? 

 

Awe  Azizosis D:

Umm...I dunno if I'd be your friend 

 

Yeah. It was probs an accident.

Wybmf if I went to "second base" with you?

 

..maybe.would you be my friend if I was accident prone and always got you on trouble?

 

No.

Wybmf if I was a criminal that has broken every law?

 

No
Would u b my friend if I wanted to marry u

 

I would be ur husband if I married you

WYBMF if I peed on your front door?

 

Would you be my friend if I kissed you?

 

Probably not

Would you be my friend if graves your butt? 0.0

 

No.
Would you be my friend if I were your X??

 

Yes

Would you be my friend if I was your BFF's Friend?

 

Sure why not
Would you be my friend if you met me on Internet?

 

Sure why wouldn't I.


Would you be my friend if I tickled you?