Would you be my friend if...

Yes,
Would you be my friend if i ate your dog?

 

Yes
Would u be my friend if I I slammed a revolving door on you?

 

NEVAR!

Would you be mine if I ate your brain?

 

Depends what are eating cuz if it was my arm no leg maybe

 

Would u be my friend if I lived in a box down the street?

 

YES I'd be ur best friend!!!

 

Would you be my friend if I ate your taco??

 

Yay lol what if I stole ur left foot?

 

And yes I'd be ur friend if y stole mytaco

 

I'd be pretty upset with you but I guess so

 

Would you be my friend if I pooted in your food

 

Wubmfi I stole ur super cute puppy?

 

No

 

Maybe Wat kinda food?

 

Hmm a burger but you didn't know til after you were done

 

Would you be my friend if I punched u in the back of ur face

 

Idk how hard?

 

Over medium

 

Yeah but I'd Hutu back

 

I'd hide behind this 