Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

  1. Girl I've got a large fry for that shake.
     
  2. Girl what are you doing with Mcdonals when you could be her with Burger King and have it your way
     
  3. Yeah I think your lying lol I'll just tell myself it was Haha
     
  4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i come back later?
     
  5. Sweet lines everyone! BUMP THIS THING
     
  6.  I just went through reading most of these
     
  7. Hi I'm LegendAnd yes...I do have a third Leg?
     
  8. It's probably a small leg, yeah?
     
  9. I like the sight of you more than a fat kid likes the sight of cake
     
  10. Dang boy are you sitting on an f5 key?
    Cuz you are refreshing 

    Hey boy my servers never go down..
    But I do 

    Is your name google?
    Because you're everything I was searching for 
     
  11. I'm all that and a bag of chips️
     
  12. ^^^^^^BEST ONES EVER :D ^^^^^
     
  13. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
  14. I lost my Teddy bear... will you sleep with me?
     
  15. Did you just come from KFC? Because you got thighs an legs and your giving me a drumstick.