Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. I think Brutus just called my thighs fat
     
    #181 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 26, 2013
  2.  love
     
    #182 renamed16576, Oct 26, 2013
  3. Bump
     
    #183 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 26, 2013
  4. Do You Like Polo's ?
    No?
    Cuz You Got A Well Minty Hole 
     
    #184 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Oct 26, 2013
  5. My penis tastes like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
     
    #185 ltachi, Oct 26, 2013
  6. 
     
    #186 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 26, 2013
  7. Do You Live In A Farm?
    No?
    Cuz You Know How To Raise Cocks
     
    #187 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Oct 26, 2013
  8. I heard that one but this version:


    Do you raise chickens?
    Cuz it looks like you raised my cock.


    
     
    #188 ltachi, Oct 26, 2013
  9. Do you wanna do some pushups?
    I push, you go up
     
    #189 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Oct 26, 2013
  10. I lost ma number can i borrow ures


    Are you muslim? Ciz yo body is'lamin
     
    #190 THE_BIRDMAN, Oct 26, 2013
  11. Walk around them with a bunch of limes in ur arms and keep dropping them until u get their attention and when u do say "sorry I'm bad at pick up limes"
     
    #191 renamed666, Oct 26, 2013
  12. Hire me :)
     
    #192 NabongsJeongie, Oct 26, 2013
  13. Are you a candle? Coz you know you light up my life :)

    Hahaha. Sorry I suck! :D
     
    #193 NabongsJeongie, Oct 26, 2013
  14. if ever that we meet LEX run away. oh gosh hope you understand. hahaha
     
    #194 emeicar, Oct 26, 2013
  15. Aww some of them are so sweet
     
    #195 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 26, 2013
  16. TAYTAY NEEDS TO POST HERS ON HERE ?
     
    #196 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 26, 2013
  17. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
     
    #197 NeshayTay, Oct 26, 2013
  18. I posted it Lexi lol
     
    #198 NeshayTay, Oct 26, 2013
  19. 
     
    #199 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 26, 2013
  20. Lol you're welcome 
     
    #200 NeshayTay, Oct 26, 2013
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