Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. Is your father a thief cause he took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes..... Haha
     
    #121 leonardo_2013, Oct 22, 2013
  2. this ones for you Lexi.


    Nice face.. Let's fuck
     
    #122 ayooo, Oct 22, 2013
  3. Didn't see this one up so
    Are you from Tennessee? Cause you the only ten I see

    Corny I know
     
    #123 -_A_-Marquise, Oct 22, 2013
  4. Nice legs when do they open...
     
    #124 leonardo_2013, Oct 22, 2013
  5. If looks could kill , you'd be a weapon of mass destruction ..
     
    #125 leonardo_2013, Oct 22, 2013
  6. Your Beautiful just the way you are..
     
    #126 leonardo_2013, Oct 22, 2013
  7. My love for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in!! 
     
    #127 -HaZel_Ey3s-, Oct 22, 2013
  8. My magic watch says you don't have underwear on 

    Oh you do? 

    It must be 15 minutes fast 
     
    #128 -_A_-lB-lE-lL-lL-S-, Oct 22, 2013
  9. I'd shave my legs for you 
     
    #129 Panakins, Oct 22, 2013
  10. I told you I wanted your body would you hold it against me
     
    #130 CGeezey, Oct 22, 2013
  11. is your father a theif, cause it looks like he stole the stars and shoved them in your face 0-0 lol
     
    #131 -No-Artificial-Sweetners-, Oct 22, 2013
  12. Are you sure your not made out of metal, cause you sure are hard as steel ;) (i have bad spelling sorry)
     
    #132 -No-Artificial-Sweetners-, Oct 22, 2013
  13. Harsh ones too
     
    #133 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 22, 2013
  14. So? what do you want for breakfast??
     
    #134 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 22, 2013
  15. Are you an animal? Cuz you FOXAAAYThat was baaaad
     
    #135 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 24, 2013
  16. Can I have a bandaid?


    Because I scraped my knee falling for you
     
    #136 ElizabethBennet, Oct 24, 2013
  17. If Being Sexy Was A Crime...

    Arrest Me 
     
    #137 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Oct 24, 2013
  18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together.
     
    #138 J_u_s_t_i_n, Oct 24, 2013
  19. You are just like a pen, extra fine!
     
    #139 *My_Paradise (01), Oct 24, 2013
  20. What do you think he was thinking?

    You: Who?

    GOD, WHEN HE CREATED PERFECTION! ; P
     
    #140 Stand-Under-My-Mistletoe, Oct 24, 2013
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