Pick Up Lines

My Penis Is Dying, Can I Bury It In You ?

 

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I don't know if this has been said already, but here goes...

Are you from Iraq? Cause I'd really like you to Baghdad ass up. 

 

Do you have a sewing kit? Because i'm ripped!

 

She Wants The D

 

?Meh, so-so.

 

baby you are like a can of Pringles once i pop you i cant stop you

 

BABY, You're the frosting to my cupcake, without you IM NOTHIN BUT A MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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I'm going for a walk, wanna hold this? YOU extend your hand and you give it to the girl of yo dreams yo

Go forth and multiply.

 

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Everyone listen up

These are the most amazing pickup lines in the history of existence

Sure to make girls fall to your feet, or potentially maim you in some way 

I'm not responsible for the bodily harm that may come from these

 ey I like your face but I'd like it even better between my thighs. 

 wanna play zombie? I'll lay here and you eat me. 

? do you like glazed donuts? Good I'll take you out for some after I make your face look like one. 

 

These are good but some of yall will probably get the shit smack out of yall but good luck anyways some of yall need it lol

 

These are good but some of yall will probably get the shit smack out of yall but good luck anyways some of yall need it lol

 

Call mrs.flimstone cause i can make your bedrock boyy

 

Hallo I'm Cubes.

that's the best one ?