Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. I love it!
     
    #141 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 24, 2013
  2. Santa must have come early this year because you were first on my Christmas list
     
    #142 wolf16, Oct 24, 2013
  3. Guy: you are perfect.
    Girl: nah I'm not.
    Guy: right sorry. You actually aren't 

    Ok now pickup line.
    Why did the bee get attracted to you 
    Because your my honey ? fail
     
    #143 KristiOrNah, Oct 24, 2013
  4. My socks are having a party later, your pants are invited down ;)
     
    #144 SIRJACKAL, Oct 24, 2013
  5. Hey? Do you have a sewing kit? Because i'm ripped!
     
    #145 -UI-Gone, Oct 24, 2013
  6. No your not ripped. You got ripped off by the guy above
     
    #146 IIFORIIGOTII14571, Oct 24, 2013
  7. Girl are you a rare item?

    Because you just raised my level
     
    #147 ltachi, Oct 24, 2013
  8. Boy:Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Girl: I didn't fall from heaven just to hear your stupid pickup line

    Boy: hi
    Me: who paid you

    Boy: my d*** is like my math homework hard
    I wish you were my math homework cuz then I could do you on my table



    (These are the only ones I know lol)
     
    #148 NeonWarrior, Oct 24, 2013
  9. You remind me of my pinky toe, small, cute, and eventually im going to bang you on every peice of furniture in my house
     
    #149 GoldenLubeFish, Oct 24, 2013
  10. Best pickup line ever

    I love you
    >.>
    <.<
     
    #150 GoldenLubeFish, Oct 24, 2013
  11. As my heart beats every moment, all it wants is to be heard by you. When my feet start walking all they want is to reach to you sooner. When my eyes open in the morning all they want is to see you.
     
    #151 BCA_-Rodney-_, Oct 24, 2013
  12. Boy: Theres only 20 letters in the alphabet right?
    Girl: No theres 26
    Boy: Oh thats right. I forgot "U R A Q T"
    Girl: Thats only 25.
    Boy: Don't worry. I'll save the "D" for later 
     
    #152 iSpazzyLike-BN-OnBandz, Oct 24, 2013
  13. How many kids you have ? Let's go back to my place and I'll give ya some of mine 
     
    #153 IlllllN1Nj4llllIZ0MB13Illll, Oct 24, 2013
  14. keep it up!
     
    #154 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 24, 2013
  15. Bump
     
    #155 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 24, 2013
  16. Achoo
     
    #156 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 24, 2013
  17. Lexy was that "I love it " post directed at me lol:)
     
    #157 Stand-Under-My-Mistletoe, Oct 24, 2013
  18. I think it was bro

    Call me when your wedding is ready
     
    #158 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 24, 2013
  19. It was to everyone, but yours was pretty good
     
    #159 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 24, 2013
  20. Don't lie Lexi
     
    #160 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 24, 2013
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