Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

Page 6 of 16
  1. Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
     
    #101 VladimirPutin, Oct 22, 2013
  2. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!(No homo)
     
    #102 _lIlNassa_A_Typo_QueenlIl_, Oct 22, 2013
  3. Omg this ones soooooooooo bad i swear i didnt make this up

    Hey baby do you need a STUD in your life?
    cause i got the STD all i need is U




    I SWEAR THIS IS THE WORST ONE I KNOW :( DONT HOLD ME TO THIS
     
    #103 -CYP-_ICanMakeUrBodyLevitate-, Oct 22, 2013
  4. Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers
     
    #104 _lIlNassa_A_Typo_QueenlIl_, Oct 22, 2013
  5. I don't mean to be obtuse but you're acute girl. I'd lay tangent on your curves ALL night long.
     
    #105 Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Oct 22, 2013
  6. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
     
    #106 *Princess-Vampire-Diamond- (01), Oct 22, 2013
  7. If you were an fruit you would be called the most pretty fruit
     
    #107 *Princess-Vampire-Diamond- (01), Oct 22, 2013
  8. Roses are red, violets are blue, let's fuck.
     
    #108 -UI-Gone, Oct 22, 2013
  9.  roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.
     
    #109 Panakins, Oct 22, 2013
  10. I'm looking for treasure, may I look around your chest? ?
     
    #110 Cubes, Oct 22, 2013
  11. Do you work at mcdonalds? Because im loving it.. 
     
    #111 Lostguy2k11, Oct 22, 2013
  12. Hey cucumber, can I get your number ?
     
    #112 -iBadiaa-, Oct 22, 2013
  13. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
     
    #113 -FWR-I-SW4GGY_KNOW_YOUR_S3CR3T, Oct 22, 2013
  14. Whats cookin bacon?
     
    #114 BebyLovey, Oct 22, 2013
  15. I love all of them
     
    #115 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 22, 2013
  16. You blinded me with your beauty, I'm gonna need your number for insurance.
     
    #116 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 22, 2013
  17. I'm lcbc babywanna dv
     
    #117 FootIongSandwich, Oct 22, 2013
  18. When they made you baby they broke the mould
     
    #118 -iJewelAmtoAwesome-4Ya_, Oct 22, 2013
  19. Heard this one while watching tv
    woman want a guy who can make them laugh, thats a key to a woman's heart, im not trying to impress you but…


    im batman
     
    #119 iNoobMakeNightmaresComeTrue, Oct 22, 2013
  20. I like every Ben in your body and mine.
     
    #120 leonardo_2013, Oct 22, 2013
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 6 of 16