Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. I ship us.

    That is the best pick-up line ever!
     
    #81 iDontLikePeople2, Oct 21, 2013
  2. DO YOU KNOW CPR? COS YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY. ?

    ARE YOUR LEGS HURTING? COS YOUVE BEEN RUNNING ROUND IN MY MIND ALL DAY!
     
    #82 I_AM_ZOMBIE_PRINCESS_MEGAN, Oct 21, 2013
  3. Do you work at UPS?
    Cause i swear i saw you checking out my package
     
    #83 -CYP-_ICanMakeUrBodyLevitate-, Oct 21, 2013
  4. "You should ditch the zero and get with a hero" haha
     
    #84 BintZ, Oct 21, 2013
  5. Best one I have is I'm dsk and that's all I gotta say
     
    #85 DSK671H, Oct 21, 2013
  6. Does your mother is a chicken ??


    Cause she gave birth a CHICKS Like you :):)
     
    #86 Kesha_Kyleene, Oct 21, 2013
  7. (For the Christians) "I was reading the book of numbers earlier and then I realised... I don't have yours"
     
    #87 -D34TH-TH3-W4ND3R1NG-S0UL-, Oct 21, 2013
  8. Ever heard the saying 'nothing lasts forever'?
    What would you say if I asked you to be my 'nothing' ;)
     
    #88 rex_, Oct 21, 2013
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
     
    #89 iJuliaAmHisLatinaPrincess, Oct 21, 2013
  10. Are you a donkey? Cause you sure have a big ass

    If I were a couch id want you to sit on me

    You like candy? Cause I sure do have some jaw breakers and a lollipop in my pants
     
    #90 ByeCubesIllSeeYaLater, Oct 21, 2013
  11. Is your mother a cactus?

    CAUSE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A PRICK

    ladies, this pick up line works on men
     
    #91 PIMD_YOLO, Oct 21, 2013
  12. So, should I pay you now or later?


    This works on all women.
     
    #92 Player11171305, Oct 21, 2013
  13. Was your feather a baker, cause you've got nice buns 
     
    #93 VladimirPutin, Oct 21, 2013
  14. I have bacon.
     
    #94 laugh, Oct 21, 2013
  15. Hey Galileo, let me see your telescope

    
     
    #95 MarshmallowTheGamer, Oct 22, 2013
  16. EXCELLENT
     
    #96 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 22, 2013
  17. Let's make a hot dog. You put your wiener in between my buns.
     
    #97 FallenAngel12321, Oct 22, 2013
  18. Is your dad a thief because he stole the twinkling stars and put them into your eyes

    Cant remember it properly but itll do xx
     
    #98 furyzz, Oct 22, 2013
  19. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk past you again??
     
    #99 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 22, 2013
  20. Me, without you, is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces or ASentenceWithoutSpaces?
     
    #100 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 22, 2013
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