Pick up lines

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  1.  you know what would be cool. Since I see pimd more and more on forums.

    If they posted a pick up line.


    Jopo
     
    #81 -_A_-Justin, Mar 22, 2013
  2. R u channing tatum? Cuz i want u to channing my tatum
     
    #82 BebyLovey, Mar 22, 2013
  3. Why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.

     
    #83 -_A_-Justin, Mar 22, 2013
  4. one sec, thinking of another fewfew
     
    #84 -Immortals-PsychoHarlequin-, Mar 22, 2013
  5.  fail my keyboard's been weird  only one "few"*
     
    #85 -Immortals-PsychoHarlequin-, Mar 22, 2013
  6. Bump
     
    #86 -_A_-Justin, Mar 22, 2013
  7. Do you like chocolate? Well pull down your snickers and I'll give you a boost ;)
     
    #87 MYS_weirdo_TIC, Mar 22, 2013
  8. Are your parents drug deaters? Cause, baby, you're dope... lol
     
    #88 lIlIIIlllIMoOnShInEIIIlllllIII, Mar 22, 2013
  9. Dealers *
     
    #89 lIlIIIlllIMoOnShInEIIIlllllIII, Mar 22, 2013
  10. Don't know if these have been said:
    1) I'm an a astronaut can I search your anus 
    2) hey pickle can I play with your nipple
    3) hey cucumber can I get your number
    3) hey sexy wanna get flexy in the back of my rexy
     
    #90 -iBadiaa-, Mar 22, 2013
  11. on a scale of 1-10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

    arent you getting tired?
    *of what?*
    running through my mind? why dont you take a rest?..
    *where?*
    in my heart. lol
     
    #91 -audacity-, Mar 22, 2013
  12. Are you made of Copper and Telluruim? Because you are CuTe!
     
    #92 *fxck_buddy (01), Mar 22, 2013
  13. Science joke!
     
    #93 -_A_-Justin, Mar 22, 2013
  14. In Latvia we say to the girls, "Very nice, how much".

    If they are lady that charge then we know where we stand.

    If not they get the offence, which I like. Sometimes we say we have best shoes on for the love making by force.

    We buy them drink and go dancing in the disco.

    Sometimes I say I have moves like Michael Jaguar.
     
    #94 -alt-, Mar 22, 2013
  15. Are you talking about Prostitutes 
     
    #95 -_A_-Justin, Mar 22, 2013
  16. Oh nvm that word is censored you saw nothing
     
    #96 -_A_-Justin, Mar 22, 2013
  17. my names Chris. wanna fuck? lol
     
    #97 Perception2, Mar 22, 2013
  18.  That could potentially work
     
    #98 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Mar 22, 2013
  19. What do you mean potentially? Of course it would work 
     
    #99 DeadNotSleeping, Mar 22, 2013
  20. Bahhaa some of these crack me up! Pick up lines are sexy 
     
    #100 Kelly_anne_-, Mar 22, 2013
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