Pick up lines

'Hi, I'm Justin' works on me :')

 

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, may I visit you between the holidays?

 

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

Is that a flashlight in your pocket, coz you look happy to see me 

 

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

Are your parents retarded? Cause you're special :3 

 

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Evening sally

 

You know what would look good on you? Me.

That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?

Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.

My bed is broken... could i use yours?

Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Me too. Let's go to my place and put our pieces together 

yes, I'm back with more 

 

worth the wait

Good job 

 

Do u watch dragon balls because soon il be draginMYballs across your face

Are u from Tennessee because we should date

Did u fall from heaven cause I want your number

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Did you fall from heaven?

Cuz your face is messed up

 

These are some of the breast pick up lines.

 

Breast  I see what u did there

 

You may fall from the sky,you may fall from a tree,but the best way to fall.....is in love with me


Watcha think? Bound to work i think

 

Do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk by again?

Do i know you? Cause you look alot like my next girlfriend


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