Pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-Justin, Mar 22, 2013.

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  1. Your lips look so lonelywould they like to meet mine?
     
  2. 
     
  3. Ayyyy girl you sell hotdogs? Cus you know how to make a weiner stand
     
  4.  Are you a magician? Cuz abracadabra-DAYUM!
     
  5. Go for it
     
  6. You better call life alert! Cuz I've fallen for you and I can't get up
     
  7. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once
     
  8. I put the std into stud, now all I need is u 
     
  9. Heey, how you doin'?
     
  10. If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
     
  11. 
     
  12. I dunno why but mines on the last page has never really worked, I don't know why 
     
  13. You've tried it probably cause it says std
     
  14. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.


    You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.


    I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
     
  15. thanks jus, I'm having so much fun with this
     
  16.  me too, I love reading them.
     
  17. someone should make a quotes thread next,charlie would be ecstatic,hes a poet now
     
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