Pick up lines

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  1. jus, this one's for you:

    Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
     
  2. Justin my name at one time was

    -itstotallynotchloroform-

    Be jelly 
     
  3. Wow so many I've been married to long he never used any of these
     
  4. I have many many more Anya
     
  5. Pickup Lines To Use On Girls


    If God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn't appreciate beauty as much.

    There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet... your name.

    Do you have a Band Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    You look so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

    Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

    What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

    Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

    You're too pretty to be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

    You would look better with me by your side.

    A girl like you is worth the trouble to pursue.

    I'm trying really hard not to disappoint you, but I'm fumbling because your beauty is distracting



    Pickup Lines to Use on Guys



    Are you off the market? Cause that would just break my heart.

    Boy you so fine, I wanna make you mine.

    You look like you just stepped out of a magazine.

    Could you please hold this (purse)? Thank you. I knew you'd be a gentleman.

    I'm charmed to finally meet Mr. Prince Charming.

    I wasn't expecting to bump into a George Clooney look-alike.

    Here I am! What were your other two wishes?

    Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

    You can fall off a building, you can fall out of a tree, but baby the best way to fall, is in love with me.

    It is not my fault I fell in love. You're the one who tripped me.

    Remember me? Oh, that's right, I have only met you in my dreams.

    Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart.

    I saw you staring, thought I'd come up and say hi. Saw something you liked?




    Thanks For Checking Out These Cute Pickup Lines,Me And Google Appreciate Any Possible Feedback
     
  6. -sees a cute guy across the street- Hmmm...

    -Daydream:

    "Could you hold my purse? Thank you, I knew you'd be a gentl-WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING YOU ******* *******!?!?"

    -Reality:
    yea... No that's a bad idea.
     
  7.  keep going guys
     
  8.  ok but you asked for it
     
  9. DUDE! If I were a fly, I'd be all over you cuz you're the 
     
  10. Where the hell did she get all of this
     
  11. Lmao adriane don't day the G word
     
  12. im screwed
     
  13. You should be okay, just a heads up

    I love that krim
     
  14. Party in my pants  youre invited.
     
  15.  Do you like soda? Cuz I could Mountain Dew you


    sorry I have a couple pervy lines
     
  16. Those are the best!
     
  17. krim-a dictionary of pickup lines
     
  18. We're out of bleach wanna go to the janitors closet and makeout?
     
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