Pick up lines

i choose then not-so-overused ones hey adriane

 

evening krim will i get spanked if i bully ur main too?

 

Boy: Crap. Something is wrong with my cellphone.
Girl: Oh really? What is it?
Boy: It's just that...Your number's not in it.

 

Boy: are those spacepants? Cause your ass is out of this world
Girl: No these are softball pants,cause im way out of your league

 

Well its morning at my place adrianne

 

 morning

 

evening Adriane and yes you will indeed get spanked if you bully my main

best be on good behavior eh?

 

define what best behavior is to u

 

I said "good" not "best" and I can't it depends. Just... be yourself and I'll let you know

 

dw ill behave

 

I'm not ready to have a baby but I'd sure love it if we could practice making one

 

Should i post some more?

 

Before i log off.. here's some for the thought process:

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

If i were a stoplight I'd turn red everytime I saw you, just so i could stare at you longer.

Are you a lightswitch? Cuz everytime you walk by you turn me on.

I've noticed you noticing me, so I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you too.

I'm no Wilma Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

Do you clean your clothes with windez? Cuz I can practically see myself in your pants.

My magic watch says you have no undies on [i do] DAMN. 15 minutes fast.

My love for you is like diarhea I just can't hold it in

 Hope you enjoyed

 

take care crim


have fun

 

Krim*

 

 Are you single? Cause farmed.

 

Me?

 

Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.