Wish for a price game

Granted but its an eight pack of beer that's already been drunk.

I wish one million dollars and that nothing bad would happen to it (yes that counts as one wish).

 

Rejected.

Give me a loyal army.

 

You can't reject wishes it says in the rules you have to grant the wish

 

Granted, but you then buy a 1 million dollar house you can't afford to live in and the bank takes it away.

I wish 00_Steven didn't abuse me.

 

Granted, he now gets his wife to abuse you.

I wish I had a tank.

 

Granted but gets destroyed by another tank

I wish I had a nice girlfriend

 

Granted, but she'd soon turn into an alcoholic and beat you.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me

 

Granted, now everyone else dies.

I wish I was immortal.

 

Granted but everyone you know disappears

I wish that I would be a banana

 

Wish granted but you soon realize immortality is horrible watching all the death and destruction around you while you can't die even though you wish you could.

I wish for nothing

 

Granted, a fat obese man ate you.

I wish I was a dragon.

 

You get everything


I wish for band merch

 

You get to poop fire*

 

You poop fire out your bum*

 

Granted, but you soon find out that band merchant was stolen and you're taken to jail for question. Soon to be found guilty of theft and locked up for a year.

I wish my fingers didn't hurt! D:

 

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Granted. But now u have no bones in ur hands


I wish I owned you.

 

 You have to deal with me being a stripper 


I wish for lunchables

 

Granted but the box is empty

I wish I had a robot dog to defeat all my enemies with 

 

Granted but the dog eats your loved ones.


I wish I could hug Willie Jones o.o