Wish for a price game

Granted but it turns out you have a incurable type of cancer and die


I wish the would wasn't so violent (and I'm not violent either

 

Granted. The would will not be violent but the world will continue to be!

I wish that politicians were paid for the amount of work they really do.

 

Granted: overpaid tossers

 

/).- I wish he would of wished for something

 

Granted but he wishes to marry you.


I wish I could travel 375.2 miles in twenty miles so I'm not so lonely.

 

Granted, but now you have to drive 10,000 more miles 

I wish for more wishes!

 

Granted !But then u have Asian hornets attacking u for the rest of ur life

 

I wish for to join the mercedes Petrona racing team

 

Granted, but you die in a car accident.

I wish for 12 toes.

 

███39% wish failed. Sorry but your wish is already true. 




I wish I lived in Florida

 

!

Granted, but now you live next door to me and I'll always come over at the most inconvenient times. c:

I wish I had a time machine.

 

Granted. But then your time machine broke when u went back in time oh nooo.



I wish I had a bish to wash my dishes

 

Granted, but your bish smashed all the played she washed over your head

I wish life didn't suck.

 

Dishes * o.o

 

Granted. Now life swallows 



I wish I knew what I wanted o.e

 

Granted, now you don't have a wish at all.


I wish all cars were hovercrafts

 

Granted but you will never get what you want :3


I wish I was in a planet full of ice cream?

 

^that was for Michel

 

Granted, but there's no refrigerant and it all melts.

I wish nobody can mess with my wish.

 

Granted, but you are lactose intolerant.

;D I wish life wasn't such a bitch.