Wish for a price game

granted but you burn to death before u can use them



I wish the next wish dies

 

Granted, but rick ross must always be the passenger and you have to deal with whatever is stuck in his throat.

I wish I could run a cartel and become as rich as Pablo Escobar.

 

Granted. But then you get gunned down by the police and are killed along with the rest of your cartel mates

 

I wish I was a penguin.

 

Granted, but an elephant seal eats one of your wings.

I wish I had $2,000,000.

 

Granted, but I take it all.

I wish I was really a CareBear

 

Yes, but you never see any body you know ever again.

I wish I could learn all languages

 

Granted, but you can't share your knowledge with anyone.



I wish I was 5'5.

 

Granted but when you become 5'5 your legs get chopped off

I wish I was rich

 

Granted. But now everything in the world is free and money has no value.



I wish drake (the rapper) asked me on a date. Lol

 

Granted but after two days he dies by getting raped to death by monkeys?

I wish I could have 1002772186Wishes

 

Beaten*

 

Granted but he shows up as the character jimmy from degrassi.

I wish food. That is all. I wish food.

 

Hey you skipped me

 

You get all those wishes from someone who can only make 1 of them come true

 

Granted but u choke on the food


I wish I was never bored

 

Granted, but now you are a slave.

I wish I had a pizza.

 

Granted. Put it's been in the dumpster for 3 months and carries several different STDs



I wish you werent so ugly.

 

Granted, now everyone else is beautiful, except for you.

I wish I had an 8 pack.