Granted but since there is no gravity the earth falls into a star killing everyone I wish I had a loyal dog that would never hurt me or any of my loved ones
granted but you got on vacation with out the dog, therefore he thinks he abandonned him so he runs away. I wish my room would clean itself.
Granted but than the owner "accidentally" disbands the club I wish I had all the turkey bacon in the world.
Granted, but it all has to be licked by a homeless man before you eat it. I wish I could shoot dolphins from my eyes.
Granted but u are executed by being tied To a rope letting crows eat your leg flesh then being burned to death I wish for wish that will destroy the universe
^Stupid try ruin the thread! Granted, every1 dies quickly but u survive for a short time nd die a horrible slow death Wish, the colour red never exsisted