Wish for a price game

Granted but u don't know how to use it thus chop ur head off 

I wish I could change my pimd name

 

Granted but you OD on drugs



Wish I was invincible

 

Granted but u r still immortal thus die of boredom

I wish I had no pain

 

Granted you get shot in head and die a quick unpainful death



Wish I was a transformer

 

Granted but you'd be a toy car transformer .

I wish I had DDs

 

Granted but you turn into a vibrator

 

Um u didnt put a wih

 

I wish I was a Invincible iron man hulk

 

But you had a small dick

I wish I could fly

 

This was entertaining. Post.

 

Not granted

 

Wish granted but everyone around you dies u get depressed and kills urself

U wish I had crack

 

Wishes granted but a crack head steal it from you.

I wish to be the Sax guy

 

gets bored kills urself


Wish I had Crack that no one can take from me

 

Granted. But u go crazy and sell all ur crack to babies for their dirty diapers



I wish Superman was my husband

 

Granted but he's dead already so you married a corpse.

I wish that the consequence the next person says about my wish will not happen 

 

Granted so you didn't get punched in the face. But u died later



I wish I woke up in a new Bugatti