What I've Been Getting Up To

I wrote twinkle twinkle little star

 

I invented writing

 

I made god. Get owned every religious person here. 

 

I invented Cookie0024

 

Luke, I am your father *insert weird breathing noises*

 

Before I invented love making it was all sharp sticks and sore bottoms

 

Wait, Gummy bears? SOLD.

And I just realized...


I can google myself




OH MY GOD. GOOGLE ME.


-Dawn Tracy V.

 

Couldn't find you.

Google just returned pictures of hawt ladies

 

What makes you think it's not me?

And gimme my gummy bears


-Dawn T. V.

 

The ladies also had men bits 

 

What is going on here.....




 eh cookie.

 

I invented air. Before that everyone ran around holding their throats choking.

 

Well.

Cookie lied.

Didn't we also catch Cookie saying his wife had cancer? (He doesn't have a wife FYI.)

 

I invented hedgehogs

 

I invented vacuums and throat choking.

I was bored that day.

 

I invented inventions and ideas 

 

 it's cookie what do you expect.

Bow down to King Wayne

 

I invented water.

 

Yeah well I write for international magazines

 

I invented the post it.