What I've Been Getting Up To

that's nothing I gave birth to a elephant yesterday

 

It was a beautiful sight. I made a video

 

I'm queen of England  the REAL one

 

This all sounds more believable that Cookie being a marketing manager 

 

Well I stole hitler's testicle

 

 I am Lil Wayne

 

I am big Wayne

 

I live in Wayne's World

 

You are my world

 

I'm Batman 

 

I am currently on tour with Nicki Minaj, drake, waka, Rick Ross, the wiggles, and big Wayne. And I wrote all of our songs and I invented autotune ..and I go to Harvard

 

I am the milkshakes that bring boys to the yard

 

I don't know if I can handle that sort of pressure

 

I'm Spartacus

 

LeXtasy

 

I am legen


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Dary

 

Legendary is my middle name

 

I'm that twinkle in your eye

 

Twinkle twinkle little star was written about me

 

I also make maple syrup by squeezing it from the tree with my bare hands. Nothing beats fresh squeezed.